The best thing to happen to bums since cushions.
Before I discovered Who Gives A Crap, I’d been going through a bit of a rough patch. I didn’t realise how much I needed a change, but these rolls showed me a gentler way.
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Melbourne, Victoria 3000, Australia
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Toilet paper that goes above and beyond. And behind.
I don't get consulted on many household decisions, but take my word for it — you’re going to want to stick with Who Gives A Crap. I've done extensive research — the scratchy supermarket stuff, the suspiciously thin stuff, the stuff that unravels like a mystery novel. For this derriere, nothing compares.
Barbara M's bum
Gets a standing ovation from where I'm sitting.
I've been in the bathroom business my whole life and I can say with complete confidence that this is the good stuff. Soft, strong and plastic-free. No notes. I only wish we’d met each other sooner.
Anonymous backside
Since making the switch, I’ve never looked back
And coming from someone who looks back a lot, that’s really saying something.
Chelsea P’s cheeks
Brightens up the most important room in the house
Beautiful on the outside, even better where it counts.
Salvador B's seat
Take it from someone with skin in the game
Look, I'll admit I'm not a neutral party here — but that's exactly why you should trust me. This stuff’s soft, strong, plastic-free and always arrives before we run out — the most important part, from where I’m sitting.
Kamil's keister
I give it two bums up 🍑🍑
I'd been let down by eco-friendly toilet paper before. But this? Soft without being flimsy. Strong without being aggro. And the rolls last absolutely forever, which means fewer panicked scrambles and more dignity for everyone involved. I cannot rear-commend this highly enough.
Themba M’s tuchus
I've waited my whole life to say something nice about toilet paper.
I've been through a lot of toilet paper. More than most. More than I'd like to admit. (It’s an IBS thing — I don’t really want to talk about it). Anyway, this is the only one I've ever wanted to tell people about. So here I am. This is a horn worth tooting!
Yuki T's tush
Planet conscious doesn't have to mean character building.
The bamboo stuff that felt like packing material. The recycled stuff that fell apart under pressure. The stuff that made me question what I'd done to deserve it. I'd made peace with suffering for the planet. Turns out, none of that was necessary. Thanks, Who Gives A Crap!
Marcus A's moon
Just Asking Questions
Let me start by saying the toilet paper itself is excellent — soft, durable, and clearly designed with us behinds in mind. However, I have noticed that since the switch, everyone in this house keeps bragging about their TP. Specifically, they keep mentioning that half of Who Gives A Crap’s profits go to sanitation projects worldwide. I’m not saying the two things are related, but it does seem like a strange coincidence. It’s like when you learn a new word and suddenly you hear it everywhere? Causation or correlation? Hard to say. Anyway, the paper’s tops for this bottom.
Teri’s tail
Can't wipe the smile off my cheeks
I’ve met with some questionable toilet paper in my day. This one’s different: bamboo and recycled options, plastic-free products and half the profits helping people get access to clean water and toilets. No wonder I’m in such a good mood.
Kaya V’s caboose
The only toilet roll that gets my full backing.
It’s not every day someone considers my comfort and the planet at the same time. Bamboo and recycled paper, plastic-free products, and 50% of profits helping people get clean water and toilets. Not to get emotional about toilet paper, but… it’s nice to feel so supported.
Paolo G’s posterior
My number one for number twos.
I used to dread the end of a roll. The scramble. The desperate reach. The indignity of the fast food napkin. Then this subscription kicked in and suddenly there was always another one waiting. I've never felt so secure in my life.
Gretchen W’s glutes
My number one for number twos.
I used to dread the end of a roll. The scramble. The desperate reach. The indignity of the fast food napkin. Then this subscription kicked in and suddenly there was always another one waiting. I've never felt so secure in my life.
Jared B’s junk in the trunk
My top bottom-rated toilet paper.
As a bottom with extremely high standards, I do not hand out praise for free. But this stuff? Lovely texture, excellent follow-through, and none of the unspeakable TP confetti I’ve come to expect elsewhere. Five stars from the rear.
Ravi L’s rump
An excellent working relationship
Look, I take my responsibilities seriously. When the moment arrives, there’s no room for error. Who Gives A Crap has proven itself time and time again — reliable, soft and always up to the task. From where I’m sitting, that’s professionalism.
Bao L’s back end
Sit down and take notice
At first I noticed the cute wrappers. Then the softness. Then the strength. By the time I learned half the profits go to clean water and sanitation projects, I was firmly behind it.
Farrah H’s fundament
Highly recommended. Would wipe again.
I won’t go into details, but let’s just say I’ve been let down before. These rolls are dependable, durable, and surprisingly soft. Which, in my line of work, means everything.
Hamish D’s haunches
The real hero of the bathroom
Everyone loves to talk about fancy soap and fluffy towels. Meanwhile, Who Gives A Crap is down here with me, taking care of the real reason we’re all here. In this line of work, you learn quickly who you can rely on. Some people talk a big game and disappear when things get messy. Credit to the roll that shows up soft, strong and ready to do its job.
Brooke S’s backside
The bottom line:
This bottom approves.
Bobbi C’s bottom